Kristina 🌊

placebhoe:

goals for 2016:

• get laid
• get paid
  

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maximumbuttitude:

me before shaving: Ugh

me after shaving: I am smooth and perfect. I am sleek. I am the dolphin, I am the rider of ice. nobody can touch me, I cannot be touched. I am so fast. nobody could ever touch me

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